Disclaimer: The following intelligent pulses of electricity coming to your computer are meant to be comedic in nature. They do not reflect on my level of sanity, nor would I be surprised if it was not true.

In the world, it has been theorized over and over that there is an alternate universe. This theory is different. It tells of what it's like in that alternate universe.

This is divided into sections, each header being the changes that section discusses.

__Math and Arithmetic__

In an alternate universe, Math proves what is wrong, not what is right.

There

*ARE* right answers, and to calculate them you use the following equation:

A

^{2C} x 7B x (74C/A/BC/A)

^{5}____________________

AB/C

____

0

Where A is the first number, and B is the second. C is 0 if your operation is subtraction, 1 if it is addition, 2 if it is multiplication, 7 if it is division, and 42 if it involves more than one operation.

To get a wrong answer, you use this equation:

-1/3A

_{1}=A

_{2}Where A

_{1} is the normal universe answer and A

_{2} is the alternate universe answer. Once you know A

_{2} for all the numbers involved in the equation you are doing, simply use them in place of where A

_{1} was.

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For example, in an alternate universe, 2 + 2 = -1.2.

Cartessian Planes are messed up. No human can understand them in that universe, let alone those planes in this one.

__Art__

Art in an alternate universe is one line, floating in mid-air, no canvas, no nothing. The artist just paints into air, and the paint dries and stays there. If a object were to interact with it, it would explode, which is why most art is in a private collection, and if it's in a museum, everyone must wear lead suits, gas masks, and must observe it from 3,000 feet below ground though a video feed.